The Shitty Affair..

You are what you read

A noble person quoted the above line long ago ( such a beautiful thought but i forgot his/her name :( )..but may be that's the reason why i felt so shitty after finishing a literary horror called " Oh yes i am single and so is my girlfriend.." penned jointly by Durjoy Datta and Neeti Rustagi ( so the whacking should have been divided between the two for wasting my one rainy evening and Rs. 20 of the reading charge). The story revolves around a nerd(since nursery!) who went to become an engineer ( What Else!) and subsequently a management graduate ( the salvation). Meantime he got the time to wander ( actually philander) into opposite sex. The focal point of the story is how he realized,after having numerous romps, the true love of his life- that was his nymphomaniac girl friend of once!

The plot could have been fleshed out as a cute, romantic novel but in reality it turned out to become such a bad read that after finishing it over, i felt cheated. It's amazing how the publisher ever let the book publish! Throughout the novel , the dude searched for love (actually lust) and after one point of time , it became so repetitive and annoying. ( No, not one point of time but right from the beginning! ). His path had crossed with that of hot chicks time and again and he got confused kis se pyar karein! And once he met Miss Right and they instantly hit it off followed by the inevitable you-know-what . then he cheated on her.Then he found another girl.The cheated girl got another bakra and this go on and on as if they don't eat,shit,work or sleep ( i mean they sleep but not ours type of sleep ..they only sleep with each other all the time). And the most irritating parts were the sexual implications-they were amateurish and yackish.

So,if i want to conclude just in one line what i felt after going through the pain of reading, i should infer from what seemed to me, the author's most fav term in the book-

It totally fucked up my mind